No toilet humor here: this is serious

Now please forgive me for the nature of this post but it’s been an issue that’s been on my mind for quite sometime and I need to tell the world.

It’s serious in nature and needs to be treated as such. So here we go, my big issue…

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Toilet paper that doesn’t tear along the perforation is no toilet paper at all. I mean come on, when I tear a piece off the roll I expect it to tear where it’s meant to, there’s no room for mucking around in this game. What good is a roll of toilet paper if all you’re left with, even before using it for its desired application, is a small handful of confetti, with nothing to celebrate.

In the toilet roll company’s aim of making paper softer and more gentle, for said area, they’ve gone too far. Toilet paper is no good if, when you blow on it, it disintegrates.

These fancy ripples, advertised as the big ticket feature, are just for show, single ply will always be single ply. Three ply is the only way to go. Everyone knows the more layers you have the stronger it is and the softer it is. And it actually tears along the perforation.

Anyway, it feels good to get that off my chest.

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4 thoughts on “No toilet humor here: this is serious

    1. Haha yeah that’s right. But toilet paper that doesn’t tear along the perforation is a big issue, in fact anything that doesn’t tear along the perforation needs to be held to account.

  1. I agree. 3 ply is the only way to go. (Quilton gets my vote).Soft but strong toilet paper is one of life’s little luxuries that I refuse to scrimp om.

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